Magnets have a positive side

The most ‘Sharmnaak’ thing these days is to say… . .. . that, ‘I am not on WhatsApp’..
Before you want to start making a work of art, first make a draft, that is what also God did by creating first the man and then the woman
Forever is a long time, but I would not mind spending it by your side.
One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani. She told stupid ‘This was a missed call’
Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. ‘I will hear the oldest first, ‘ he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.
Rule for Managers: If a subordinate asks you a pertinent question, look at him as if he had lost his senses. When he looks down, paraphrase the question back at him.