Magnets have a positive side

Power of Mathematics One day a box wasn’t opening. Lawyer came, applied all laws but it didn’t open Chemist came, applied all reactions but it didn’t open Physician came, applied all forces but no change Even the biologist failed mathematician came & said . Let’s Suppose the Box is Open
Boy: I am a super hero, guess my name? Girl: Superman, Ironman? Boy: No, Watchman, who saves owners lives!
I must have wish upon a lucky star, to have someone as wonderful as you by my side! I love you, honey!
The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance
She is so fake that she should have two Facebook accounts; one for each face !!!
Love can neither be created nor destroyed. only it can transfer from, one girl friend to an another girl friend, with some lose of money.