Teacher: What shape is the earth?
Student: I do not know.
Teacher: Well! What kind of earrings does your girlfriend wear?
Student: Square ones.
Teacher: No, I mean the ones she wear on Sunday.
Student: Round
Teacher: Then, What shape is the earth?
Student: Square on weekdays and round on Sundays.
Life is so short, so fast the lone hours fly; We ought to be together, you and I.
May the good lord bless you with excellent health and defend your life from the evil one! see many more years happy bithday
In life we meet a lot of people. But make friends with few, some touch our life in such a way, that their prsence is felt in their absnce too...
God picked up a flower and dipped it in a DEW; Lovingly touched it which turned in to YOU; And then He gifted to me and said, 'this friend is for you'!
