A guy went for job

My phone’s low battery warning is the only warning I take it seriously!
A foreigner had very spicy Indian dinner. Next morning he came out of the toilet & said, now i understand Why indian use water. Tissue Can catch fire?
She is so fake that she should have two Facebook accounts; one for each face !!!
Sitting at the table does not make you a diner, Unless you eat some of what’s on that plate. Being in america does not make you an american. Being born in america does not make you an american Proud it where ever you from.
It was Women’s day yesterday. . . . . . Most of the married men were wondering what are the other 364 days called then?
love has a special smile girls use to trick with smile when boys are fallen in there smile they say, they are away a mile