The worst way to locate your glasses is by the sound they make when you step on them!
Best slogan seen On a famous beauty parlour… ‘Dont whistle at the girl going out from here… she might be your Grandmother… !!
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: ‘Father in law’.
I cannot bear to see a bear Bear down upon a hare. When bare of hair he strips the hare, Right there I cry, ‘Forbear! ‘
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.