The worst way to locate your glasses is by the sound they make when you step on them!
Weekend Special: Wife: We must enjoy our Saturdays and Sundays. Husband: Good idea! I will see you on Monday!
Life does not come with a remote. You have to get up and change it yourself!
In this world, everybody makes mistakes… but only mother-in-law, wife and boss have a God-gifted talent of finding them!
Look, I am turning 16 soon, and I really just need my freedom!