The worst way to locate

Best slogan seen On a famous beauty parlour… ‘Dont whistle at the girl going out from here… she might be your Grandmother… !!
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: ‘Father in law’.
I cannot bear to see a bear Bear down upon a hare. When bare of hair he strips the hare, Right there I cry, ‘Forbear! ‘
Wife: I Have Changed My Mind. Husband: Thank God ! Does The New One Work Now?
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
There are some fools in this world who always reply no for every question we ask…. Now you tell me are you such a person ??