Glass Quotes

Funny

The worst way to locate

The worst way to locate your glasses is by the sound they make when you step on them!

Friendship

If love gets broken

If love gets broken, you can look for a new one. If a glass gets broken, you can always buy a new one. But if friendship gets broken, you can never have the same one… !

Insult

Get a glass belly button

Get a glass belly button, so when your head is real far up your butt, you can look out and see what the rest of the world is up to.

Flirt

One Stone is Enough to break

One Stone is Enough to break a Glass….. One sentence is Enough to break a heart……. One Second is Enough to fall In Love … and … One Love is Enough to make worse a whole Life

Good Night

Take glass of sugar

Take glass of sugar and put it in your eyes so you will have Sweet Dreams! If you want spicy dreams then try Chilly Powder. Good Night..