The worst way to locate your glasses is by the sound they make when you step on them!
When I Was Studying in School Days My Teachers Were Wearing Sun Glasses. You Know Why? Because, . . I Was a BRIGHT STUDENT.
If love gets broken, you can look for a new one. If a glass gets broken, you can always buy a new one. But if friendship gets broken, you can never have the same one… !
Get a glass belly button, so when your head is real far up your butt, you can look out and see what the rest of the world is up to.
One Stone is Enough to break a Glass….. One sentence is Enough to break a heart……. One Second is Enough to fall In Love … and … One Love is Enough to make worse a whole Life
Take glass of sugar and put it in your eyes so you will have Sweet Dreams! If you want spicy dreams then try Chilly Powder. Good Night..