A drunk man arrives

A drunk man arrives late at home. He knows his wife will not open the door, so he decides to pretend he bought her flowers and knocks at the door.
Wife: Who is it?
Drunk: I bring flowers for the pretty lady.
Wife opens the door and says: Where are the flowers?
Drunk: Where is the pretty lady? The guy is recovering from deep injuries!

A drunk man arrives
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The permanent temptation of life

The permanent temptation of life is to confuse dreams with reality. The permanent defeat of life comes when dreams are surrendered to reality

An ideal day should begin

An ideal day should begin with a cute little yawn on your face, A cup of coffee in your hand & A sms from me on your mobile? ! Have a great day! Good Morning.