A drunk man arrives late at home. He knows his wife will not open the door, so he decides to pretend he bought her flowers and knocks at the door.
Wife: Who is it?
Drunk: I bring flowers for the pretty lady.
Wife opens the door and says: Where are the flowers?
Drunk: Where is the pretty lady? The guy is recovering from deep injuries!
Only God Knows How Much I Miss You, Only God Knows How Deep I Love You, Only God Knows How Much You Mean To Me. love is god&love is life.
Marriage: A deal in which a man gives away half his groceries in order to get the other half cooked!
Nothing In This World Could Ever Be As Wonderful As The Love You have Given Me Your Love Makes My Days So Very Bright, Just Knowing You are My Darling Husband. Happy Anniversary.
A Wife’s Reminder: I trust you… but remember – ‘My trust and your bones will break simultaneously’!
Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!
Love enables you to put your deepest feelings and fears in the palm of your partner’s hand, knowing they will be handled with care. ‘