A drunk man arrives

A drunk man arrives late at home. He knows his wife will not open the door, so he decides to pretend he bought her flowers and knocks at the door.
Wife: Who is it?
Drunk: I bring flowers for the pretty lady.
Wife opens the door and says: Where are the flowers?
Drunk: Where is the pretty lady? The guy is recovering from deep injuries!

A drunk man arrives
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Prospective husband

Prospective husband: Do you have a book called ‘Man, The Master of Women’ Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.