A drunk man arrives

A drunk man arrives late at home. He knows his wife will not open the door, so he decides to pretend he bought her flowers and knocks at the door.
Wife: Who is it?
Drunk: I bring flowers for the pretty lady.
Wife opens the door and says: Where are the flowers?
Drunk: Where is the pretty lady? The guy is recovering from deep injuries!

A drunk man arrives
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Your love it feels so good

Your love it feels so good And that’s what takes me high Higher than I’ve been before Your love it keeps me alive Thougt I should let you know That your touch it means so much When I am always thinking of you baby

Beautiful Day

Between A Thousand Yesterdays & A Million Tomorrows There Is Only One Today So Dont Let It Go To Waste. have A Beautiful Day…

First you forget names

First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.