Friendship is like a glass handle it with care because once broken cannot be mended and even if mended.... a crack is always there!!!
Let it be very clear to you - the only asshole I want in my life is the one that I sit on!
Height Of Confidence Many Professors Were Once Called. They Were Asked To Sit In An Aeroplane. After they sat they were told that these planes were made by their Students... They all hurried out of the Plane.. But Only One did not Move... He said..... 'If it is made by the students.. This wont even Start '...
Before marriage, A man will go home and lie awake all night thinking about something you said; After marriage, He will go to sleep before you finish saying it.