Live the longest

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

A friend is sweet when it is new

A friend is sweet when it is new… it is sweeter when it is true…. but you know that….. it is the sweetest when it is you…

Need my freedom

Look, I am turning 16 soon, and I really just need my freedom!

I think the sun shines

I think the sun shines out of your arse. Well, you are living proof that even a turd can be polished.