One frog asked Astrologer: Please tell my future Astrologer: A smart girl will touch you. Frog: Great.. ! But when & where? Astrologer: next semester in Zoology lab
I used to be addicted to soap… but I am clean now!
Don’t take things personally. What other people say about you is their reality, not yours!
Facebook should have a limit on how many times
Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status. After 3 it should default to Unstable.