Personal Quotes

Wise

Take it personally be silent

When people are rude to you, they reveal who they are, not who you are. Do not take it personally be silent!

Birthday

A perfect gift

A perfect gift for you! Absolutely no cost, no batteries required, non-taxable, extremely personal, fully returnable. It’s a SMILE from me to you on your birthday. Happy Birthday.. !

Marriage

My wife is my personal trainer

My wife is my personal trainer, she decides my daily workout… . . . . Today it was laundry and the dishes!

Birthday

Birthday

A perfect gift for you! Absolutely no cost, no batteries required, Non-taxable, silent performance, Extremely personal, fully returnable It’s a SMILE from me to you on your Birthday! Happy Birthday..

Funny

Good new

Good news! A new way to send Romantic kiss to your girlfriend. Just call me and order your kiss. I will personally go and deliver it.