People say that you can not live

I have decided to add ‘extensive experience in dealing with stupid people’ to my resume. That has got to be a marketable skill!
Police arrested a drunkard & asked: Where are you going? Man: I am going to listen lecture on ill effects of drinking. Cop: Who will lecture at midnight ?? Man: My wife?
Boy1: Yesterday I was too drunk to drive home. Boy2: So what did you do? Boy1: I drove to another party!
I finally realized it that people are prisoners of their phone. That’s why they are called ‘Cell Phones’!
By the timeyou realise the value of people around you. It might be the time for them to leave you. So, Never miss a chance to say, I care for you.
Thought of the day: A bad marraige is like a horrible job, you are happy to have one but always look out for other options!