People say that you can not live

Where were you? I have been waiting for almost half an hour. . . . . . Said no girl ever!
Do you know that your smile takes 1000 people to death? Save the world… so please start teeth brushing regularly
Rule for Managers: If a subordinate asks you a pertinent question, look at him as if he had lost his senses. When he looks down, paraphrase the question back at him.
If you live for people’s acceptance, you will die from their rejection!
Your provider adjusted his rates. The rate is determined by the length of your genitalia, the shorter they are, the less you pay. You can telephone for free from now on!
A typical student flips a coin and think. If Head- will go to sleep. If Tail- will watch a move. If Stands- will listen music. If Stays in air- will study