Empty pockets never held

Empty pockets never held anybody back. Only empty heads and empty hearts can do that.

An intelligent person will open

An intelligent person will open your mind; A beautiful person will open your eyes; And a loving person will open your heart. May your day is blessed with all of them!

Funny

Drove to another party

Boy1: Yesterday I was too drunk to drive home. Boy2: So what did you do? Boy1: I drove to another party!

Funny

Love can neither be created nor

Love can neither be created nor destroyed. only it can transfer from, one girl friend to an another girl friend, with some lose of money.

Birthday

Mountain rain or summer

Mountain rain or summer heat; Your friendship is the reason why I breathe. Tell me dear what is sweet? Is that you or your heartbeats? Happy Birthday Sweetheart!