Empty pockets never held

An intelligent person will open your mind; A beautiful person will open your eyes; And a loving person will open your heart. May your day is blessed with all of them!
Boy1: Yesterday I was too drunk to drive home. Boy2: So what did you do? Boy1: I drove to another party!
Love can neither be created nor destroyed. only it can transfer from, one girl friend to an another girl friend, with some lose of money.
Mountain rain or summer heat; Your friendship is the reason why I breathe. Tell me dear what is sweet? Is that you or your heartbeats? Happy Birthday Sweetheart!
Women live a better, longer and peaceful life.. !! Why? Very simple… A woman does not have a wife.. !!!
A girl was sitting on a park bench. Beggar: Hi sweetheart. Girl: How dare you call me sweetheart? Beggar: Then what the hell are you doing on my bed?