If you dont swear while driving
If you don’t swear while driving… Then you are not paying attention to the road at all!
Nine nice night nurses
Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely. A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly ‘Oh what should we do’ Said the flea’ Let us fly Said the fly’Let us flee’ So they flew through a flaw in the flue
Very Happy Married Life
May Your Life Be Filled With Good Health And Both Of You Maintain An Environment Of Love, Peace And Happiness In Your Home. Wishing You A Very Happy Married Life
When people dont laugh at my jokes
When people don’t laugh at my jokes, I just assume that they are not up to my level of comedy.
Woman gains her master
Marriage: It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
Smile when they hear our name
Life is not qualified by the brand of clothes we wear or the car that we drive. It is measured by the no of faces that smile when they hear our name.