Drove to another party

Mathematics and women are similar as they both are complicated but…… maths is better since it has Logic at least….
Life is not qualified by the brand of clothes we wear or the car that we drive. It is measured by the no of faces that smile when they hear our name.
Why do we sometimes write ‘etc’ at the end in the exam? bcoz it means… E-End of T-thinking C-capacity.
A stupid boyfriend thought ‘LOL’ meant ‘Lots of Love’. So he sent this text to his girlfriend, ‘ You are only girl of my life … LOL’.
Different Phases of a man: After engagement: Superman After Marriage: Gentleman After 10 years: Watchman After 20 years: Doberman
My phone’s low battery warning is the only warning I take it seriously!