Boy1: Yesterday I was too drunk to drive home.
Boy2: So what did you do?
Boy1: I drove to another party!
You have no idea how fast my HEART races when I see you!
My love for you is not like rain that comes and goes away, but it is like sky that moves with you all around.
You just cannot compare marriage and lottery. In lottery, there’s, at least a slim chance you will win!
Wife: I Have Changed My Mind. Husband: Thank God ! Does The New One Work Now?