Happy Birthday to the best

Happy Birthday to the best friend I ever had.
Let’s celebrate this special day of your life
and
party like there’s no tomorrow.. !

Love

When all seems lost and lonely

When all seems lost and lonely for you And you dont really know what to do Look inside your heart and see There in a special place, I will be

Birthday

Make you fat

Here’s a birthday spanking, Sent you on a card, One, Two, Three, Put them right on hard, Four, Five, Six One to live on, one to grow on, One to make you fat.

Funny

Mother will not allow me to go so far

Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it. Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it. Teacher: Why? Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!