Comes late in life

I can FIX my PASSPORT Size PHOTO in My PASSPORT Can you FIX Your STAMP Size PHOTO in a STAMP?
You know why women starts with ‘W’… because all questions start with ‘W’.. ! Who ? Why ? What ? When ? Which ? Whom ? Where ? & Finally Wife.. !!!
There should be a summer camp for adults where you just go and sleep for 3 weeks!
I finally realize… people are prisoners of their phones – that’s why they are called cell phones!
When a husband opens the car door for his wife, either the car or the wife is new!
Birds Birds in the sky dropped a pooty in my eye, I don’t worry I don’t cry, I am just happy that cows can’t fly!