Comes late in life

The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance
Mr. Bean got an Invitation for a Party, They told him that he must put BROWN TIE only. When he went to party he was shocked? other were wearing pants & shirts also?
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status. After 3 it should default to Unstable.
Real friends do not get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive!
When people don’t laugh at my jokes, I just assume that they are not up to my level of comedy.