Toilet seat with your toothbrush
Father to son: whenever i beat you, you dont get annoyed, how you control your anger? son: i start cleaning the toilet seat with your toothbrush
Take home packet
Love and marriage Love is holding hands in the street. Marriage is holding arguments in the street. TV has no place in love. Marriage is a fight for remote control. Love is dinner in your favorite restaurant. Marriage is a take home packet.
If I was meant to be controlled
If I was meant to be controlled, I would have come with a remote.
Completely out of my control
Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.
Good Morning Friends
May Be You don’t Have Powers Like God.. But Still You Control My Heart And Mind… May Be You Don’t Have Wings To Fly.. But You Are Still a Prince To Me.. May Be You Are Not Richest In World.. But Still You Rule My Heart With Your Smile Time Will Always Fly, But Our…
There are only 12 signs and 7
There are only 12 signs and 7 billion people. Each sign controlling approx 60 crore people. So if your horoscope says you are screwed… . . . Then be happy you are not alone!