A cat tries to get a sausage

He came at night, exposed my body, got on top of me, touched me, he bit, sucked, swallowed, when he was satisfied, he left I was hurt … Bloody…
A young girl after her honeymoon came fully exhausted and tired, When her friends asked her what happened? She replied : When this 70 year old bastard told me he has saved a lot from last 50 years, ‘I thought It was MONEY’
A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra. A boy is grown up when he starts removing it
They say you can only fall in love once, but I know thats not true, because every time I look at you, I fall in love all over again..
I love the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh creatin a creamy foamy liquid, as it thrust in & out up& down, can’t wait til nxt time I LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH
Why do birds fall from the sky every time you walk by?