Cat Quotes

A cat and a rooster sat

A cat and a rooster sat

A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster laughed! LESSON: when there’s a wet pussy, there’s a happy cock!

Success is like tip of the tail

Success is like tip of the tail

Success is like tip of the tail !!! If cat runs to catch the tail. It has to keep running forever. But if it walks in its own style. Tail follows!! Live life with your own rules….

A cat tries to get a sausage

A cat tries to get a sausage

A cat tries to get a sausage out of a river, but gets its paws wet, then it see a bigger one but falls in! MORAL OF STORY? The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!