A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster laughed! LESSON: when there’s a wet pussy, there’s a happy cock!
May your every birthday is better than the last years. Celebrate everyday of your life with excitement, strength, smiles and laughter. Happy Birthday!
1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, ‘Hey buddy, why are you doing that? ‘ He said, ‘Because you came home early. ‘
A smile is a sign of joy; A hug is a sign of love; A laugh is a sign of happiness; And a friend like me, well – that is a sign of good taste!
Why blame anyone in life, when: Good people give happiness; Bad people give experience; Worst people give a lesson; And best people give memories!
You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together.