A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster laughed! LESSON: when there’s a wet pussy, there’s a happy cock!
You are such a special Friend, Who deserves a special day, For being who you are and Bringing joy in every way. You make us smile and laugh, With everything you do, So today we get to send a special Birthday wish to you!
Life is like a Book: Each day a new page with adventures to experience, lessons to learn and good deeds to replicate. Have a COLORFUL PAGE today. Good Morning
It goes in dry it comes out wet. the longer its in the stronger it gets. we can have it in bed just you and me… its not what you think its a cup of tea!
Wish you a very joyous day filled with love, peace, prosperity, happiness, and laughter. A very happy birthday!
Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!