A cat and a rooster sat

A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered – waiting for autumn.
When people don’t laugh at my jokes, I just assume that they are not up to my level of comedy.
Life is short. Break the rules. Forgive quickly. Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile!
Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest.
The biggest lesson I have learnt this year Is that no one is really your friend Or truly loves you Until they have seen every dark shadow inside you and stayed
An journalist to mallika sherawat: What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up? Mallika: I go back to my home!
A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered – waiting for autumn.
When people don’t laugh at my jokes, I just assume that they are not up to my level of comedy.
Life is short. Break the rules. Forgive quickly. Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile!
Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest.
The biggest lesson I have learnt this year Is that no one is really your friend Or truly loves you Until they have seen every dark shadow inside you and stayed
An journalist to mallika sherawat: What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up? Mallika: I go back to my home!
A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered – waiting for autumn.
When people don’t laugh at my jokes, I just assume that they are not up to my level of comedy.