Love has a special smile

Weekend Special: Wife: We must enjoy our Saturdays and Sundays. Husband: Good idea! I will see you on Monday!
If all the girls lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be?
Thought of the day: Once the trust goes out of a relationship, it’s really no fun lying anymore!
Birthday girl, today’s your day! Time to eat cake, sing songs, and play! There are so many ways to have birthday fun–Here’s hoping you get to do every one! Happy, Happy Birthday!
If you Happen to Love a Girl, Try from ‘Another State’ Even If it Fails, You will End Up with one more Language in your Resume.. !
A girl phoned me the other day and said … Come on over, there’s nobody home.I went over. Nobody was home