Three gray geese in the green

Thought of the day: A bachelor can only chase a girl until she catches him!
You are an unwanted child. Your parents paid the medical expenses for your birth with their accident insurance.
Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. ‘I will hear the oldest first, ‘ he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.
A Doctor and Engineer Love Tha Same Girl. Dr. Used to Give her a Rose But Engg. Used to Give her Apple Daily. One day, Doctor Asks Why?? Engg: ‘An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away’.. !! Doctor Shocked , Engg. Rocks!!!
Whatever high the sky may be? .. Whatever wide the River may be? . Whatever green a tree may be? .. just Remember? . IT’S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!!!!!
Two types of Chromosomes, cause martial problem… . . . Ex and Why!