Plain women are always

Plain women are always jealous of their husbands. Beautiful women never are. They are always so occupied with being jealous of other women''s husbands.

If you hate a person

If you hate a person, you hate something in something in him that is a part of yourself. What isn''t part of ourselves doesn''t disturb us.

If my head looks

If my head looks like yours, I had shave my rear end and walked on my hands.