Every Tear is a sign
Every Tear is a sign of.. Cutting Onions.. !! Every silence is a sign of.. Zero balance.. !! Every smile is a sign of.. Daily Brushing.. !! Life is so simple.. Don’t make it complex with difficult explanations.. !!
Say thanks to wives
Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life! Say thanks to wives
Shining grass with morning
Shining grass with morning dew Making the day so fresh And new hope the joy comes your way… ! GOOD MORNING. HAVE A NICE DAY!!!
Married for twenty years and still in love
I have been married for twenty years and I am still in love with the same woman… . . . If my wife ever finds out, she will kill me!
Facebook should have a limit on how many times
Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status. After 3 it should default to Unstable.
Toilet seat with your toothbrush
Father to son: whenever i beat you, you dont get annoyed, how you control your anger? son: i start cleaning the toilet seat with your toothbrush