Phone bills and some love

If you are single, don’t be sad. You are just missing out on big expenses, less self respect, unnecessary arguments, huge phone bills and some love!

I cannot pretend to be impartial

I cannot pretend to be impartial about the colors. I rejoice with the brilliant ones, and am genuinely sorry for the poor browns.

Life is not worth living

Life is not worth living until you have someone to did for… And life is not worth dying once you have someone to live for….