Wife going to Spain

Wife going to Spain. What should I bring for you.. ? Husband: A Spanish girl. Wife leaves quietly. On her retrun, Husband asks: Where is my gift? Wife: Wait for 9 months.

A man who muttered a few words

A man who muttered a few words in the church, found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced!

Dont run ahead of God

Don”t run ahead of God. Let Him direct your steps. He has plans. He has time. God”s clock is never early nor late. It always strikes on time. Good am.