I do not have a short temper

I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with you since you are unarmed!
Don’t yell at me to ‘get a grip’ unless you mean around your neck!
There are 1, 013, 913 words in English but I could never string any of them together to explain how much I want to hit you with a chair!
Do you like the way I am? Or should I ask God to improve your taste?
I have lots of jokes in my inbox, But I can’t send you all of them, It will take a lot of time, So I am sending you just 1 joke . ‘You are so beautiful’
I am sorry, what language are you speaking? It sounds like bullshit!
I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with you since you are unarmed!
Don’t yell at me to ‘get a grip’ unless you mean around your neck!
There are 1, 013, 913 words in English but I could never string any of them together to explain how much I want to hit you with a chair!
Do you like the way I am? Or should I ask God to improve your taste?
I have lots of jokes in my inbox, But I can’t send you all of them, It will take a lot of time, So I am sending you just 1 joke . ‘You are so beautiful’
I am sorry, what language are you speaking? It sounds like bullshit!
I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with you since you are unarmed!
Don’t yell at me to ‘get a grip’ unless you mean around your neck!