I do not have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to bullshit.
Get a glass belly button, so when your head is real far up your butt, you can look out and see what the rest of the world is up to.
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A pretty girl can kiss a guy; A bird can kiss a butterfly; The rising sun can kiss the grass; But you my ‘friend’, can kiss my ass!