I do not have a short temper

You started at the bottom… and it’s been downhill ever since!
One day I caught myself smiling for no reason, then I realized I wasthinking of you!
Twinkle Twinkle little star, You should know who you are, And once you know who you are, Mental hospital is not so far.
As you go through life you are going to have many opportunities to keep your mouth shut. Take advantage of all of them.
I have decided to add ‘extensive experience in dealing with stupid people’ to my resume. That has got to be a marketable skill!
Oh, I offended you with my opinion. Wait till I hear the ones I keep to myself!