I do not have a short temper

Get a glass belly button, so when your head is real far up your butt, you can look out and see what the rest of the world is up to.
We have strange and wonderful relationship. You are strange and I am wonderful.
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Do you like the way I am? Or should I ask God to improve your taste?
A pretty girl can kiss a guy; A bird can kiss a butterfly; The rising sun can kiss the grass; But you my ‘friend’, can kiss my ass!
Everyone’s entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the privilege!