It sounds like bullshit

I love everybody. Some I love to be around; Some I love to avoid; And others I would love to punch in the face!
Fact: You Cannot Breathe Fast And Hard While Your Tongue Is Out And Your Mouth Is Open
Get a glass belly button, so when your head is real far up your butt, you can look out and see what the rest of the world is up to.
He doesn’t know the meaning of the word ‘fear’ – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words
think you are sitting in front of computer-what computer will think ? intel inside mental outside. think you are standing in front of a fridge- what will fridge think? cool inside fool outside.
You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful… it’s really a pity that I do not love animals!