It sounds like bullshit

Don’t Worry – that you tried to be Einstein and Failed . . . . . If Einstein had tried to be you, he had have failed, too!
If someon Hurts You, Ignore it If You can not Ignore it, Forget it If You can not Forget, Laugh at it If You can not Laugh, You Deserve It
A Thermometer is not the only thing that gets a DEGREE without having a BRAIN!
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today
Your face doesn’t look like a doorstep, it looks like the door just kept going
I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.