It sounds like bullshit

In the Bible it says they asked Jesus how many times you should forgive, and he said 70 times 7. Well, I want you all to know that I am keeping a chart.
Do you like the way I am? Or should I ask God to improve your taste?
If someon Hurts You, Ignore it If You can not Ignore it, Forget it If You can not Forget, Laugh at it If You can not Laugh, You Deserve It
We have strange and wonderful relationship. You are strange and I am wonderful.
Most people have 5 senses. But you are blessed with 6 senses. And that extra sense is . . . . . NON-SENSE!
He campaigned to have the only Bar in his town closed. When it did, he moved away.