Your face doesnt look like a doorstep

You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful… it’s really a pity that I do not love animals!
I love everybody. Some I love to be around; Some I love to avoid; And others I would love to punch in the face!
Similarity between FACEBOOK & JAIL.. . .. In both cases people sit, waste time and write on Walls.. !!!!! ……
Why do girls look beautiful? is it real or due to make up? all false Girls look beautiful because . . boys have good IMAGINATION
A true friend understands when you say, ‘I forgot’ Waits forever when you say, ‘1 minute’ Stays when you say, ‘leave me alone’ and opens the door, ‘even before you knock.. ‘
The day I get my driving license is the day you ‘accidentally’ get hit by a car.