Two rules for peaceful life:
Depression in failure should never go to heart, and ego in success should never go to brain
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Love at first sight rarely exists in today’s world since people are glued to their mobiles most of the time!
Get a glass belly button, so when your head is real far up your butt, you can look out and see what the rest of the world is up to.