Special offer for you

Hi, How are you?? Are you free tomorrow.. ? Can you come to me.. ? Because tomorrow we are opening new . . Mental Hospital admission free, special offer for you.

Try again later

Earlier: Love started with eyes, Grew with gifts, ended with tears. Now: Love starts from cellphone, Grows with messages and Ends with – ‘The number your calling is currently busy please try again later’!

Love at first sight

Love at first sight rarely exists in today’s world since people are glued to their mobiles most of the time!

Get a glass belly button

Get a glass belly button, so when your head is real far up your butt, you can look out and see what the rest of the world is up to.