Using it to hammer in nails

A Thermometer is not the only thing that gets a DEGREE without having a BRAIN!
I want to write ‘I miss you’ on a rock and throw it at your face so you know how much it hurts to miss you. Please miss me also and be with me immediately and always!
Two things prevent us from happiness, living in the past & observing others. So stop observing and live your present to the fullest. Good Morning!!
Hey! Can you do me a favour, take a pic of urself and send it to me. I am Playing cards and i am mising the JOKER!!!
I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you!
Teenagers are people who express a burning desire to be different by dressing exactly alike.