Funny Quotes

Sitting at the table does not make

Sitting at the table does not make

Sitting at the table does not make you a diner, Unless you eat some of what's on that plate. Being in america does not make you an american. Being born in america does not make you an american Proud it where ever you from.

Un twirling the twine

Un twirling the twine

Un twirling the twine that un twisteth between, He twirls, with his twister, the two in a twine; Then twice having twisted the twines of the twine, He twitcheth the twice he had twined in twain.

Wont even Start

Wont even Start

Height Of Confidence Many Professors Were Once Called. They Were Asked To Sit In An Aeroplane. After they sat they were told that these planes were made by their Students... They all hurried out of the Plane.. But Only One did not Move... He said..... 'If it is made by the students.. This wont even Start '...

A girl was sitting on a park

A girl was sitting on a park

A girl was sitting on a park bench. Beggar: Hi sweetheart. Girl: How dare you call me sweetheart? Beggar: Then what the hell are you doing on my bed?

Rule for Managers

Rule for Managers

Rule for Managers: If a subordinate asks you a pertinent question, look at him as if he had lost his senses. When he looks down, paraphrase the question back at him.

Using duplicate key

Using duplicate key

Man: Doctor! My Son has swallowed a key. Doctor: When? Man: Three Months Ago Doctor: What were you doing till now? Man: We were using duplicate key

Women live a better

Women live a better

Women live a better, longer and peaceful life.. !! Why? Very simple... A woman does not have a wife.. !!!

On a romantic day a girlfriend

On a romantic day a girlfriend

On a romantic day a girlfriend asks from her boyfriend, 'Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring? ' Boy : 'Ya sure, from landline or mobile? '.

Say thanks to wives

Say thanks to wives

Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life! Say thanks to wives