Funny Quotes

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I cannot bear to see

I cannot bear to see a bear Bear down upon a hare. When bare of hair he strips the hare, Right there I cry, ‘Forbear! ‘

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Normally swing underneath them

Boss: Employees like that do not grow on trees you know… You: How true Sir, they normally swing underneath them…

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Real friends do not get offended

Real friends do not get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive!

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Sheet I sit

I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.

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Sitting at the table does not make

Sitting at the table does not make you a diner, Unless you eat some of what’s on that plate. Being in america does not make you an american. Being born in america does not make you an american Proud it where ever you from.