Funny Quotes

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Friends are forever

Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship!

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Sheet I sit

I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.

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Notices when you don’t

Housework: No one notices when you do it, but everyone notices when you don’t!

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Sitting at the table does not make

Sitting at the table does not make you a diner, Unless you eat some of what’s on that plate. Being in america does not make you an american. Being born in america does not make you an american Proud it where ever you from.

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Un twirling the twine

Un twirling the twine that un twisteth between, He twirls, with his twister, the two in a twine; Then twice having twisted the twines of the twine, He twitcheth the twice he had twined in twain.