Funny Quotes

Years vacation at home

Years vacation at home

Exam offer!!!!!! bring a chit on exam day, scratch and show it to your nearest ‘professor’ win free trip to principals office, and enjoy 3 years vacation at home.

The secret of health for both mind

The secret of health for both mind

The secret of health for both mind and body Is not to mourn for the past, Not to worry about the future, Nor to anticipate troubles, But to live in the present Moment wisely and earnestly.

Going for a walk

Going for a walk

Maths sir: What is a ‘line’? . . . . . A genius answered: A line is a dot, Going for a walk.

Nine nice night nurses

Nine nice night nurses

Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely. A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly ‘Oh what should we do’ Said the flea’ Let us fly Said the fly’Let us flee’ So they flew through a flaw in the flue