Best slogan seen
Best slogan seen On a famous beauty parlour… ‘Dont whistle at the girl going out from here… she might be your Grandmother… !!
Emotions at safe distance
Thought of the day: If false praises works on her, keep your true emotions at safe distance!
Three gray geese in the green
Three gray geese in the green grass grazing. Gray were the geese and green was the grass
Years vacation at home
Exam offer!!!!!! bring a chit on exam day, scratch and show it to your nearest ‘professor’ win free trip to principals office, and enjoy 3 years vacation at home.
The secret of health for both mind
The secret of health for both mind and body Is not to mourn for the past, Not to worry about the future, Nor to anticipate troubles, But to live in the present Moment wisely and earnestly.
Toilet seat with your toothbrush
Father to son: whenever i beat you, you dont get annoyed, how you control your anger? son: i start cleaning the toilet seat with your toothbrush
Six sick hicks nick
Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks
My mother in law walks
My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this moment…
Going for a walk
Maths sir: What is a ‘line’? . . . . . A genius answered: A line is a dot, Going for a walk.
Choose your home when you are old
Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!