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The secret of health for both mind and body Is not to mourn for the past, Not to worry about the future, Nor to anticipate troubles, But to live in the present Moment wisely and earnestly.
Father to son: whenever i beat you, you dont get annoyed, how you control your anger? son: i start cleaning the toilet seat with your toothbrush
Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks
My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this moment…
Maths sir: What is a ‘line’? . . . . . A genius answered: A line is a dot, Going for a walk.
Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!
people say that you can not live without love. but i personally feel. oxygen is more important…
Two friends finishing the paper, coming out of the exam hall, having a cool drink and talking.
Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely. A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly ‘Oh what should we do’ Said the flea’ Let us fly Said the fly’Let us flee’ So they flew through a flaw in the flue