Funny Quotes

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Years vacation at home

Exam offer!!!!!! bring a chit on exam day, scratch and show it to your nearest ‘professor’ win free trip to principals office, and enjoy 3 years vacation at home.

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The secret of health for both mind

The secret of health for both mind and body Is not to mourn for the past, Not to worry about the future, Nor to anticipate troubles, But to live in the present Moment wisely and earnestly.

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Six sick hicks nick

Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks

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My mother in law walks

My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this moment…

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Going for a walk

Maths sir: What is a ‘line’? . . . . . A genius answered: A line is a dot, Going for a walk.

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Nine nice night nurses

Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely. A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly ‘Oh what should we do’ Said the flea’ Let us fly Said the fly’Let us flee’ So they flew through a flaw in the flue