Funny Quotes

Moron Virus Comes

Moron Virus Comes

Moron Virus Comes via Web-Mail… Moron Virus: Dear Receiver, You have just recieved a virus. Since I am not so technologically advanced, This is a manual virus. Please delete all your files on your hard disk yourself, And send this to everyone you know.

Round on Sundays

Round on Sundays

Teacher: What shape is the earth? Student: I do not know. Teacher: Well! What kind of earrings does your girlfriend wear? Student: Square ones. Teacher: No, I mean the ones she wear on Sunday. Student: Round Teacher: Then, What shape is the earth? Student: Square on weekdays and round on Sundays.

Your provider adjusted his rates

Your provider adjusted his rates

Your provider adjusted his rates. The rate is determined by the length of your genitalia, the shorter they are, the less you pay. You can telephone for free from now on!

Telling a Lie is a fault

Telling a Lie is a fault

Telling a Lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor, and a matter of survival for a married man.

Silly Sally swiftly

Silly Sally swiftly

Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep. The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed shilly-shallied south. These sheep should not sleep in a shack; sheep should sleep in a shed.

Days are going very

Days are going very

Days are going very slow and I feel Useless.. Nights are going Sleepless… Ohhh God… Am I in Love??? God says… IDIOT! You are a Desktop Engineer!

A guy went for job

A guy went for job

A guy went for job interview. HR Manager: Will you be able to work under pressure? Guy: I have a girlfriend. HR Manager: Congratulations! You are hired.