People say that you can not live
people say that you can not live without love. but i personally feel. oxygen is more important…
Two friends finishing the paper
Two friends finishing the paper, coming out of the exam hall, having a cool drink and talking.
Nine nice night nurses
Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely. A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly ‘Oh what should we do’ Said the flea’ Let us fly Said the fly’Let us flee’ So they flew through a flaw in the flue
Moron Virus Comes
Moron Virus Comes via Web-Mail… Moron Virus: Dear Receiver, You have just recieved a virus. Since I am not so technologically advanced, This is a manual virus. Please delete all your files on your hard disk yourself, And send this to everyone you know.
Chase a girl until she catches him
Thought of the day: A bachelor can only chase a girl until she catches him!
Round on Sundays
Teacher: What shape is the earth? Student: I do not know. Teacher: Well! What kind of earrings does your girlfriend wear? Student: Square ones. Teacher: No, I mean the ones she wear on Sunday. Student: Round Teacher: Then, What shape is the earth? Student: Square on weekdays and round on Sundays.
How does a cow wish you merry
How does a cow wish you merry chrismas….. A: MOORY CHRISMAS
Your provider adjusted his rates
Your provider adjusted his rates. The rate is determined by the length of your genitalia, the shorter they are, the less you pay. You can telephone for free from now on!
Why they are called cell phones
I finally realize… people are prisoners of their phones – that’s why they are called cell phones!
Telling a Lie is a fault
Telling a Lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor, and a matter of survival for a married man.