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Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep. The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed shilly-shallied south. These sheep should not sleep in a shack; sheep should sleep in a shed.
Father to son: whenever i beat you, you dont get annoyed, how you control your anger? son: i start cleaning the toilet seat with your toothbrush
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
I have been married for twenty years and I am still in love with the same woman… . . . If my wife ever finds out, she will kill me!
I cannot bear to see a bear Bear down upon a hare. When bare of hair he strips the hare, Right there I cry, ‘Forbear! ‘
If People Winked In Real Life, As Much As They Do In Texts…. This World Would Be A Pretty Creepy Place ..