Two friends finishing the paper

Moron Virus Comes via Web-Mail… Moron Virus: Dear Receiver, You have just recieved a virus. Since I am not so technologically advanced, This is a manual virus. Please delete all your files on your hard disk yourself, And send this to everyone you know.
Last year I joined a support group for anti social people, we haven’t met yet..
Friendship is a promise spoken by the heart is not given by plege, nor written on paper, but promise renewed everytime friends keep in touch.
Housework: No one notices when you do it, but everyone notices when you don’t!
It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that weuse to write one exam. join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS.
There was a fisherman named Fisher who fished for some fish in a fissure. Till a fish with a grin, pulled the fisherman in. Now they are fishing the fissure for Fisher.