Two friends finishing the paper

If you don’t swear while driving… Then you are not paying attention to the road at all!
I have been married for twenty years and I am still in love with the same woman… . . . If my wife ever finds out, she will kill me!
Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!
Every Tear is a sign of.. Cutting Onions.. !! Every silence is a sign of.. Zero balance.. !! Every smile is a sign of.. Daily Brushing.. !! Life is so simple.. Don’t make it complex with difficult explanations.. !!
Thought of the day: A bachelor can only chase a girl until she catches him!
Height Of Confidence Many Professors Were Once Called. They Were Asked To Sit In An Aeroplane. After they sat they were told that these planes were made by their Students… They all hurried out of the Plane.. But Only One did not Move… He said….. ‘If it is made by the students.. This wont even…