Position to KISS MY ASS

In the Bible it says they asked Jesus how many times you should forgive, and he said 70 times 7. Well, I want you all to know that I am keeping a chart.
Most people have 5 senses. But you are blessed with 6 senses. And that extra sense is . . . . . NON-SENSE!
After meeting you, I have decided I am in favour of abortion!
Let’s be honest with each other … we have both come here for the same reasons.
If only there was no distance between, I would have kissed you goodnight.. Anyways, good night my love
Teenagers are people who express a burning desire to be different by dressing exactly alike.