Think you are sitting

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!! Just a second, don’t misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere..
I will Never Ever Miss You, I Always Say I will Never Miss You But, When I Close My Eyes I See You, When My Heart Beats You Come In Front Of Me, And When I Start To Forget You.. I Start Thinking About You, But Still I Never Miss You..
You are about as challenging as stealing candy from a bi-polar baby in a bell-jar.
I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you!
I have lots of jokes in my inbox, But I can’t send you all of them, It will take a lot of time, So I am sending you just 1 joke . ‘You are so beautiful’
I would like to apologize to anyone I have not offended. Please be patient. I will get to you shortly!