Think you are sitting

Sometimes you have to stand alone to prove that you can still stand.
Look who”s talking – I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.
I never forget a face, but in your case I will be glad to make an exception!
I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you!
You get plenty of exercise jumping to conclusions, pushing you luck, beating around the bush, and dodging the issue.
A Thermometer is not the only thing that gets a DEGREE without having a BRAIN!