Always heard

I Wanted To Tell You, In Words Of My Own You are The Most Precious Person, That I have Ever Known.
Oh, I offended you with my opinion. Wait till I hear the ones I keep to myself!
Don’t Worry – that you tried to be Einstein and Failed . . . . . If Einstein had tried to be you, he had have failed, too!
Most pictures may be worth a thousand words but a picture of you needs only one word: Wow!
Is your name Maple Syrup? – Well, it damn well should be, you sap!
This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number. We are truly sorry for the inconvenience !