Always heard

The day I get my driving license is the day you ‘accidentally’ get hit by a car.
A pretty girl can kiss a guy; A bird can kiss a butterfly; The rising sun can kiss the grass; But you my ‘friend’, can kiss my ass!
A Thermometer is not the only thing that gets a DEGREE without having a BRAIN!
Awesome Words: I do not know Exactly What being Mature is… But I think its when you are Finally able to Joke about things that once Broke your Heart Badly.. !
Some people just need a hug… with my hands around their neck!
I have taken up photography because it’s the only hobby where I can shoot people and cut their heads off without going to jail!
The day I get my driving license is the day you ‘accidentally’ get hit by a car.
A pretty girl can kiss a guy; A bird can kiss a butterfly; The rising sun can kiss the grass; But you my ‘friend’, can kiss my ass!
A Thermometer is not the only thing that gets a DEGREE without having a BRAIN!
Awesome Words: I do not know Exactly What being Mature is… But I think its when you are Finally able to Joke about things that once Broke your Heart Badly.. !
Some people just need a hug… with my hands around their neck!
I have taken up photography because it’s the only hobby where I can shoot people and cut their heads off without going to jail!
The day I get my driving license is the day you ‘accidentally’ get hit by a car.
A pretty girl can kiss a guy; A bird can kiss a butterfly; The rising sun can kiss the grass; But you my ‘friend’, can kiss my ass!