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Fact: You Cannot Breathe Fast And Hard While Your Tongue Is Out And Your Mouth Is Open
Marriage: It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
Let’s play at being a horse. I will be the front end. You can just be yourself!
Is your name Maple Syrup? – Well, it damn well should be, you sap!
Disease: Idiotitis Causes the brain to shut down, and the mouth to keep talking, Thousands affected. Might be contagious. Best defense: Slap and run!
I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with you since you are unarmed!
Fact: You Cannot Breathe Fast And Hard While Your Tongue Is Out And Your Mouth Is Open
Marriage: It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
Let’s play at being a horse. I will be the front end. You can just be yourself!
Is your name Maple Syrup? – Well, it damn well should be, you sap!
Disease: Idiotitis Causes the brain to shut down, and the mouth to keep talking, Thousands affected. Might be contagious. Best defense: Slap and run!
I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with you since you are unarmed!
Fact: You Cannot Breathe Fast And Hard While Your Tongue Is Out And Your Mouth Is Open
Marriage: It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master