Woman gains her master

I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.
A typical student flips a coin and think. If Head- will go to sleep. If Tail- will watch a move. If Stands- will listen music. If Stays in air- will study
Teacher : Correct the sentence, ‘A bull and a cow is grazing in the field’ Student : ‘A cow and a bull is grazing in the field’ Teacher : How? Student : Ladies first.
Father to son: whenever i beat you, you dont get annoyed, how you control your anger? son: i start cleaning the toilet seat with your toothbrush
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
Thought of the day: A bad marraige is like a horrible job, you are happy to have one but always look out for other options!
I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.
A typical student flips a coin and think. If Head- will go to sleep. If Tail- will watch a move. If Stands- will listen music. If Stays in air- will study
Teacher : Correct the sentence, ‘A bull and a cow is grazing in the field’ Student : ‘A cow and a bull is grazing in the field’ Teacher : How? Student : Ladies first.
Father to son: whenever i beat you, you dont get annoyed, how you control your anger? son: i start cleaning the toilet seat with your toothbrush
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
Thought of the day: A bad marraige is like a horrible job, you are happy to have one but always look out for other options!
I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.
A typical student flips a coin and think. If Head- will go to sleep. If Tail- will watch a move. If Stands- will listen music. If Stays in air- will study