Teacher : Correct the sentence,
‘A bull and a cow is grazing in the field’
Student : ‘A cow and a bull is grazing in the field’
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.
Q- What is the height of CONFIDENCE? . . . . . Ans- A 99 years old woman buying a SIM card with LIFE-TIME validity.
Boss: Employees like that do not grow on trees you know… You: How true Sir, they normally swing underneath them…
A guy went for job interview. HR Manager: Will you be able to work under pressure? Guy: I have a girlfriend. HR Manager: Congratulations! You are hired.