Ladies first

Teacher : Correct the sentence,
‘A bull and a cow is grazing in the field’
Student : ‘A cow and a bull is grazing in the field’
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.

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Un twirling the twine

Un twirling the twine that un twisteth between, He twirls, with his twister, the two in a twine; Then twice having twisted the twines of the twine, He twitcheth the twice he had twined in twain.

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Adobe Photoshop CS5

Boy: Wow… You Look So Perfect with Incredible Body And Flower like skin… What do You Use ? . . . Girl : Adobe Photoshop CS5!

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Magnets have a positive side

What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!

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There are only 12 signs and 7

There are only 12 signs and 7 billion people. Each sign controlling approx 60 crore people. So if your horoscope says you are screwed… . . . Then be happy you are not alone!