Ladies first

While going through bad times in life and wondering where the God is, just remember; ‘Teacher Is Always Quiet During Tests’. Have a peaceful night!
The secret of health for both mind and body Is not to mourn for the past, Not to worry about the future, Nor to anticipate troubles, But to live in the present Moment wisely and earnestly.
Q- What is the height of CONFIDENCE? . . . . . Ans- A 99 years old woman buying a SIM card with LIFE-TIME validity.
Boy: I am a super hero, guess my name? Girl: Superman, Ironman? Boy: No, Watchman, who saves owners lives!
Fat people should be called skinny as they have more skin surface area!
Who walks with us through the difficult part of life? Mom Dad? No! Husband Wife? No! Friends? No! One and only our slippers!!!! So keep them safe