Ladies first

Real friends do not get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive!
Best Slogan Written 0n The Toilet Wall … ‘Treat Me Well And Keep Me Clean, I will Not Tell Anyone, What I Have Seen ..
father means care of life mother means love for life friends means share with life lover means playing with life
If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask to be your default browser, you are brave enough to ask that girl out!
Can v do romance in the evening today? I am in a good mood Just a little bit of kissing and biting reply me soon! urs lovingly ‘MOSQUITO’
Need your prayers guys, please remember me when you pray. I am scheduled for an optical appointment next Monday to have my eyes checked and possible procedure. Problems started just after the long Winter Break – every time I look in my wallet, I see nothing!