Marriage is not a word

Relationships are worth fighting for, but sometimes you can’t be the only one fighting!
Wife to husband: why are you walking around naked. ? Neighbors can see your things. Husband: So what.. ! Wife: They will think I married you for money.
‘Sharing a lovely Relationship is not only depends on the spoken words. but it also depends on understanding the unspoken words. ‘
I wish people were like money; so you could hold them up to the light to see which ones are real and which ones are fake.
Treat your relations and your money in the same way… because they both are hard to make and easy to lose!
A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants, But his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets. The man thinks for a moment and says, Okay, give me a million dollars and beat me till I am half dead.