Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
Grooms, once you marry, please remember that when you have a discussion with your future wife, always try to get the last two words in: ‘Yes dear’
Wife: As the weather is still cold, I should like to look at some furs. Will you come with me? Husband: Yes-let’s go to the Zoo!
The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell!