Little johnny: Mam, will you punish me
for something that I did not do?
Teacher : Not at all.
Little johnny : That’s good.
Actually i did not do my homework!
Wherever you go, Whatever you do, Remember this vow I mahe unto you… I care for you without HESITATION, I miss you without LIMITATION and remember you even without any COMMUNICATION!
If fate favours you one day and you are asked what you want to be, do not wish to be someone else.. Because you are wonderful the way you are..
A blowjob is the only job in the world that can’t be included in your resume despite years of experience and a number of refrences!
One day there was this naked man and elephant, the elephant looks at the naked man for a few seconds, ask the naked man, ‘HOW CAN YOU BREATH THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING? ‘