Actually i did not do my homework

Mr. Bean got an Invitation for a Party, They told him that he must put BROWN TIE only. When he went to party he was shocked? other were wearing pants & shirts also?
Thought of the day: If false praises works on her, keep your true emotions at safe distance!
Q. Why do gorillas have big nostrils? . . A. Because they have big fingers..
Your provider adjusted his rates. The rate is determined by the length of your genitalia, the shorter they are, the less you pay. You can telephone for free from now on!
Excellent Reply For The People Who Lectures Us Continuously… ‘When Ever Death Will Come, I Will Be Only One Who Has To Die, No One Else Will’.. !!
Early to bed and early to rise, Proves man has no interest in his Wife.