Actually i did not do my homework

Thought of the day: A bad marraige is like a horrible job, you are happy to have one but always look out for other options!
Police arrested a drunkard & asked: Where are you going? Man: I am going to listen lecture on ill effects of drinking. Cop: Who will lecture at midnight ?? Man: My wife?
Q. Why do gorillas have big nostrils? . . A. Because they have big fingers..
One frog asked Astrologer: Please tell my future Astrologer: A smart girl will touch you. Frog: Great.. ! But when & where? Astrologer: next semester in Zoology lab
If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask to be your default browser, you are brave enough to ask that girl out!
Last year I joined a support group for anti social people, we haven’t met yet..