Little johnny: Mam, will you punish me
for something that I did not do?
Teacher : Not at all.
Little johnny : That’s good.
Actually i did not do my homework!
Friendship is not about whom you have known longest who came first or who care the best, its all about who came and never left.
Any Man Who Can Drive Safely While Kissing A Girl Is Simply Not Giving The KISS The Attention It Deserves …
Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks
Love is like measles… all the worse when it comes late in life!