Actually i did not do my homework

Little johnny: Mam, will you punish me
for something that I did not do?
Teacher : Not at all.
Little johnny : That’s good.
Actually i did not do my homework!

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Height of Unemployment Board

Height of Unemployment Board in Frnt of a Reputed Software Company’BEGGARS WITH PLATE and FRESHERS WITH RESUME N0T ALLOWED!!! ‘

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Every Tear is a sign of.. Cutting Onions.. !! Every silence is a sign of.. Zero balance.. !! Every smile is a sign of.. Daily Brushing.. !! Life is so simple.. Don’t make it complex with difficult explanations.. !!

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Excellent Reply For The People

Excellent Reply For The People Who Lectures Us Continuously… ‘When Ever Death Will Come, I Will Be Only One Who Has To Die, No One Else Will’.. !!

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Silly Sally swiftly

Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep. The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed shilly-shallied south. These sheep should not sleep in a shack; sheep should sleep in a shed.