Name it later

Wife: Shall I prepare ‘Sambhar’ or ‘Rasam’ today? Husband: Make anything, we will name it later!

Plain women are always

Plain women are always jealous of their husbands. Beautiful women never are. They are always so occupied with being jealous of other women”s husbands.

I wish I was a teddy bear

I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead.