Drove to another party

Boy1: Yesterday I was too drunk to drive home. Boy2: So what did you do? Boy1: I drove to another party!

Before you go to sleep

Before you go to sleep, do not forget to say thanks for everything good that has happened to you in the last 24 hours. I am thankful at the moment for you. Good Night!

Every morning I wake

Every morning I wake up saying, I am still alive; a miracle. And so I keep on pushing.

Let’s go to the Zoo

Wife: As the weather is still cold, I should like to look at some furs. Will you come with me? Husband: Yes-let’s go to the Zoo!