Stop me if you have heard this one

To all husbands: Better to remain silent and taken as a fool, than to speak and remove all doubts!
A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression… he just cleaned the whole house!
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it!
Men hang out in bars for one of two reasons: Either they have no wife to go home to, or they do. : p
As I saw ants crawl up the wall, I noticed that no matter how busy they are, they still stop and communicate with each other. I hope we can be like them.
Arguing with girls, wife or ladies is like wrestling with a Pig in mud. After sometime you realise that you are getting dirty and the pig is enjoying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!