Stop me if you have heard this one

Secret formula for married couples… ‘Love one Another’ and if it doesn’t work, bring the last word in the middle!
Marriage: A deal in which a man gives away half his groceries in order to get the other half cooked!
Your Anniversary Marks The Day When You Both Said ‘I Do! ‘ The Two Of You Became As One, A Marriage Bright And New. Now Time Has Passed; Your Love Is Strong; You Passed The Early Test. Your Tender Bond Grows With Passing Time; Your Marriage Is The Kind That’s Best! Happy Wedding Anniversary!
When a husband opens the car door for his wife, either the car or the wife is new!
Love marriages are never success Cuz they never had a pain Marriages are made in heaven Thats true! Cuz i had failed.
To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best, night and day, To make you everybody else means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight; and never stop fighting.