Stop me if you have heard this one

Do not worry when I argue with you, worry when I stop because it means there’s nothing left to fight for.
A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked how much to pay. Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
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Wife: Shall I prepare ‘Sambhar’ or ‘Rasam’ today? Husband: Make anything, we will name it later!
Don’t stop having fun when you get older because you will get older when you stop having fun. Have a Great Day!
Thought of the day: Behind every man is a woman, shaking her head!
Do not worry when I argue with you, worry when I stop because it means there’s nothing left to fight for.
A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked how much to pay. Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
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Wife: Shall I prepare ‘Sambhar’ or ‘Rasam’ today? Husband: Make anything, we will name it later!
Don’t stop having fun when you get older because you will get older when you stop having fun. Have a Great Day!
Thought of the day: Behind every man is a woman, shaking her head!
Do not worry when I argue with you, worry when I stop because it means there’s nothing left to fight for.
A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked how much to pay. Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.