My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked how much to pay. Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
A man had ‘I LOVE YOU’ tattooed on his dick. He went home and proudly showed his wife. ‘There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth’, she said.
Superb Lines To Remember in Life: Cry As Hard As Much You Want, But Just make sure that When you Stop Crying You Will Never Cry Again For the Same Reason.. !
With the start of each new day I find myself thinking of you In the middle of my busy day my mind wanders and I think of you Out of nowhere I see your smile hear your laugh and I think of you Life is beautiful now because I fall in love all over again…
As I saw ants crawl up the wall, I noticed that no matter how busy they are, they still stop and communicate with each other. I hope we can be like them.