My wife has a slight impediment

Some People Accidently Walk on your Feet and Apologize… While some People Walk all Over your Heart and do not even Realize.. !
On her birthday and our anniversary, I also want to share on FB that my wife is best wife in the world. But I need some experience to make such an announcement. So for that, more wives are needed otherwise it would be hollow statement bereft of facts!
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin. They just can’t face each other, but still they stay together,
Relationship is like a gadget. If there is a problem you do not go and buy a new one, you fix it!
what is the best punishment for a woman? give her new clothes matching her jewelry and nice cosmetics and then lock her in a room without mirror.
The most precious jewels you will ever have around your neck are the arms of your children!