There is only one perfect wife in the world

If I died or went somewhere far, I had write your name on every star so everyone could look up and see you mean the world to me.
When I Was Studying in School Days My Teachers Were Wearing Sun Glasses. You Know Why? Because, . . I Was a BRIGHT STUDENT.
Exam offer!!!!!! bring a chit on exam day, scratch and show it to your nearest ‘professor’ win free trip to principals office, and enjoy 3 years vacation at home.
Maths sir: What is a ‘line’? . . . . . A genius answered: A line is a dot, Going for a walk.
You deserve the world jaan. But unfortunately I can’t give you that. What I can do is give you the next best thing. My world.
Wife: What is so interesting in me? Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!