There is only one perfect wife in the world

Men hang out in bars for one of two reasons: Either they have no wife to go home to, or they do. : p
Get a glass belly button, so when your head is real far up your butt, you can look out and see what the rest of the world is up to.
I Found Aaladin’s Lamp I Asked Him to Increase Your Brain Ten Times More.. He Laughed & told Multiplication Does Not Apply On Zero.. !
Don’t depend too much on anyone in this world. Because even your shadow leaves you when you are in darkness!
In this world, everybody makes mistakes… but only mother-in-law, wife and boss have a God-gifted talent of finding them!
I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.
Men hang out in bars for one of two reasons: Either they have no wife to go home to, or they do. : p
Get a glass belly button, so when your head is real far up your butt, you can look out and see what the rest of the world is up to.
I Found Aaladin’s Lamp I Asked Him to Increase Your Brain Ten Times More.. He Laughed & told Multiplication Does Not Apply On Zero.. !
Don’t depend too much on anyone in this world. Because even your shadow leaves you when you are in darkness!
In this world, everybody makes mistakes… but only mother-in-law, wife and boss have a God-gifted talent of finding them!
I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.
Men hang out in bars for one of two reasons: Either they have no wife to go home to, or they do. : p
Get a glass belly button, so when your head is real far up your butt, you can look out and see what the rest of the world is up to.