Bones will break simultaneously’

I will marry the girl, who looks pretty in her Aadhaar Card!
Wife: I want an explaination and I want the truth. Husband: Make up your mind!
Husband to a newly wed wife! I could go to the end of the world for you Wife: Thanks, but promise me you will stay there for the rest of your life.
Call me a flirt, call me a fake; That’s just me so give me a break; Call me weird, call me a geek; Call me what you want, I am just unique!
Men never win an argument with their wife; and the only time they think they have, they realise the argument was not even yet over!
When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that’s a few steps ahead is the one who’s mad!