Wife Quotes

Funny

When a husband opens the car

When a husband opens the car door for his wife, either the car or the wife is new!

Flirt

Arguing with girls

Arguing with girls, wife or ladies is like wrestling with a Pig in mud. After sometime you realise that you are getting dirty and the pig is enjoying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Funny

Keep them safe

Who walks with us through the difficult part of life? Mom Dad? No! Husband Wife? No! Friends? No! One and only our slippers!!!! So keep them safe

Birthday

On my 60th birthday my wife

On my 60th birthday my wife gave me a superb birthday present. She let me win an argument.

Funny

Husband wife are like liver

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

Relationship

Husband to a newly wed

Husband to a newly wed wife! I could go to the end of the world for you Wife: Thanks, but promise me you will stay there for the rest of your life.

Flirt

Man asked to his wife

Man asked to his wife: Where do you want to go for our anniversary? She said: Some where I have never been! Man said: How about the kitchen?