When a husband opens the car door for his wife, either the car or the wife is new!
Arguing with girls, wife or ladies is like wrestling with a Pig in mud. After sometime you realise that you are getting dirty and the pig is enjoying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
Who walks with us through the difficult part of life? Mom Dad? No! Husband Wife? No! Friends? No! One and only our slippers!!!! So keep them safe
On my 60th birthday my wife gave me a superb birthday present. She let me win an argument.
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
Husband to a newly wed wife! I could go to the end of the world for you Wife: Thanks, but promise me you will stay there for the rest of your life.
Man asked to his wife: Where do you want to go for our anniversary? She said: Some where I have never been! Man said: How about the kitchen?
Chess says everything about husband and wife. The King has to take things one step at a time, while the Queen can do whatever she wants.
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.