Let it be very clear

Your face is such a mess, you must stop using it to hammer in nails
This is not fair, How could you do this? Didn’t expect this from you! Got a whole channel on your name and didn’t tell even me? Animal Planet!
Why don”t you freeze your teeth and give your tongue a sleigh ride?
Your face is like a cloud. Once it goes away, my day gets a whole lot better.
One day I caught myself smiling for no reason, then I realized I wasthinking of you!
After meeting you, I have decided I am in favour of abortion!