1 day as I came

1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, ‘Hey buddy, why are you doing that? ‘ He said, ‘Because you came home early. ‘

Thanks for being my Bloody Friend

Friends are like blood. They have RBCs; That bring color to life. Platelets; That hold us when we are down. WBCs; which fight for us Thanks for being my Bloody Friend!