Let it be very clear

A Thermometer is not the only thing that gets a DEGREE without having a BRAIN!
In the Bible it says they asked Jesus how many times you should forgive, and he said 70 times 7. Well, I want you all to know that I am keeping a chart.
think you are sitting in front of computer-what computer will think ? intel inside mental outside. think you are standing in front of a fridge- what will fridge think? cool inside fool outside.
I have decided to add ‘extensive experience in dealing with stupid people’ to my resume. That has got to be a marketable skill!
I have taken up photography because it’s the only hobby where I can shoot people and cut their heads off without going to jail!
I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.
A Thermometer is not the only thing that gets a DEGREE without having a BRAIN!
In the Bible it says they asked Jesus how many times you should forgive, and he said 70 times 7. Well, I want you all to know that I am keeping a chart.
think you are sitting in front of computer-what computer will think ? intel inside mental outside. think you are standing in front of a fridge- what will fridge think? cool inside fool outside.
I have decided to add ‘extensive experience in dealing with stupid people’ to my resume. That has got to be a marketable skill!
I have taken up photography because it’s the only hobby where I can shoot people and cut their heads off without going to jail!
I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.
A Thermometer is not the only thing that gets a DEGREE without having a BRAIN!
In the Bible it says they asked Jesus how many times you should forgive, and he said 70 times 7. Well, I want you all to know that I am keeping a chart.