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Haven’t I seen your face before – on a police poster? Look who’s talking – I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.
Hey friend remember
Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty.. so the world needs YOU after all!
Said I was blaming you
I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you!
I refuse to engage in a battle
I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with you since you are unarmed!
This message was sent exclusively
This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number. We are truly sorry for the inconvenience !
As you go through life you are going
As you go through life you are going to have many opportunities to keep your mouth shut. Take advantage of all of them.