Let it be very clear

You are about as challenging as stealing candy from a bi-polar baby in a bell-jar.
If someone asks me whom do I love the Most? I would sit next to you, Put my arms around you and say proudly… I Love Animals. Specially This Monkey.
Sure, I had love to help you out… now, which way did you come in
You get plenty of exercise jumping to conclusions, pushing you luck, beating around the bush, and dodging the issue.
He doesn’t know the meaning of the word ‘fear’ – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words
Fact: You Cannot Breathe Fast And Hard While Your Tongue Is Out And Your Mouth Is Open