Let it be very clear to you – the only asshole I want in my life is the one that I sit on!
Life is a one time offer. So always use it well!
Do not forget to pray tonight because God did not forget to wake you up this morning. Good Night!
1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, ‘Hey buddy, why are you doing that? ‘ He said, ‘Because you came home early. ‘
Friends are like blood. They have RBCs; That bring color to life. Platelets; That hold us when we are down. WBCs; which fight for us Thanks for being my Bloody Friend!